let’s do some business, wtf?
noiembrie 28, 2007
primita ieri, pe email:
Letter of Business Proposal
I am MR. TOBIAS IGBO, the personal assistant to the General Manager of Trust Bank (Nig) Plc. I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me.
The transaction is about assisting me as my foreign counterpart to enable us present you as the Beneficiary of the USD$10million United states dollars left by our late deceased foreign customer who died in a plane crash with his family (Mr. Donald M. Harrison) since January 2002.
This Fund is currently in a suspense account awaiting claim, since the time the bank made a public notice that they are ready to release this fund to any of his relative abroad but nobody has ever shown up to lay claims to this money. If you can assist me in claiming this money, YOU will deposit the money with you abroad (i.e. in your country) and it will be shared as follows; 40% to you, 50% to me and 10% for miscellaneous expenses that we may incur in the process of this transaction.
I will give you more details about the transaction when I receive your affirmative response via my email address or phone stated above.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully,
MR.TOBIAS IGBO
NB. I HAVE ALL THE NECCESSARY LEGAL DOCUMENTS FOR YOU TO CLAIM THIS FUND.
“interesant”, mi-am zis si am raspuns imediat:
My dear Tobias,
I highly appreciate your business proposal and I’d be glad to be of assistance. Unfortunately, being my past experience with Reverend Futhuten Ghurita Shincur (also from Nigeria, if I remember well), I’ve discovered that my country’s legal and financial labyrinth makes it a bit complicate for both of us to get through with this very matter.
Let me explain why: the new financial rules adopted by my government after the revolution of 1989 are forcing every single citizen, who is a potential receiver of a benefit from abroad, to constitute him/her-self into a legal entity. This means that I will have to register myself to the Chamber of Commerce (CoC) and declare the nature of the benefit I’m supposed to receive. This is a time consuming process and I need to be represented by a lawyer and a financial advisor. At this moment I’m not particularly willing to invest this time and money for only a hypothetical income, therefore, if you feel that your business proposal is serious and we may have chances to succeed, we could take the next steps towards assuring a nice income for ourselves. However, please bear in mind that this will happen with one condition: if you advance to me the necessary amount for the CoC registration fee and for the lawyer’s and financial advisor’s fees. Fortunately, these fees are not that big, at the time of trying to help Reverend Futhuten Ghurita Shincur they were totalising an amount of around $475.
Since the business proposal came from you, I sincerely believe that you are committed and ready to invest some small amount in order to gain my trust, hence, if you agree with my terms, please let me know by return email and I can inform you back how we can proceed further.
Yours truly,
xxx xxx
FuTute-N Gura de Bou, a division of Sa-TI.TAI.Coaiele Ltd.
Bucuresti, ROMANIA
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Genial! Tracto, genial, ca de obicei!!!
G.
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 7:24 pm
pasul urmator este sa ii dai un cont fals, in care sa vireze banii. dupa ce o sa vina cu alt mail in care explice ca banca nu a putut transfera banii, ii dai alt numar fals la alta banca.
intre timp poti sa ii dai si niste numere de fax de la unii pe care vrei sa ii stresezi.
printre picaturi cere-i si un numar de telefon, si sa ii spui sa accepte apel cu taxare inversa.
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 7:37 pm
cum ma..? eu primesc mailuri de-astea de luni de zile, nu pot sa cred ca ai citit pe tot!
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 7:40 pm
Bey, deci io am mers si mai departe acum cativa ani. Am ajuns sa vorbesc cu giminika la telefon, apoi i-am cerut “proof of ID”, cu poza and all, apoi am sunat la ambasada UK de la Bucuresti si le-am trimis jpeg-urile. Pana in ziua de azi, cei de acolo sunt foarte blanzi si buni cu mine
Scrisorile nigeriene erau mult mai convingatoare pe vremuri. Din fericire, acum ajung mult mai des in Spam decat direct in Inbox. Pe de alta parte, exista multe persoane care inca cred ca i-a lovit norocul…si uite asa are loc furtul de identitate la prima linie.
Da bine, romanu’ nu are problema asta, nu?>
G.
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Faza cu 475$ e de mare angajament
Sunt convinsa ca i-ai calculat corect :))
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 10:01 pm
@ciupi: trebuie sa para veridic, nu?
@Felix: deloc, ii dau numarul de cont al vreunui copil in mare nevoie de bani pentru vreo operatie si-i zic sa trimita banii ca donatie, sa nu ii impoziteze statul. apoi ii zic ca n-am putut sa ma inregistrez la CoC pentru ca n-am virsta legala ca sa-mi inregistrez o firma, lucru care (fir-ar sa fie!) mi-a scapat total din vedere pina atunci. apoi ii zic “pa, ma cheama mama la masa!” si-i bag adresa la spam.
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 11:38 pm
eu primesc de citeva luni cam 10 mailuri pe zi in care sunt anuntata ca la british lottery board am cistigat frumoasa suna de un milion de pounds si tre sa-mi dau datele de identificare pentru a intra in posesia premiului cistigat la loteria la care nu m-am inscris, dar pe care am cistigat-o.
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 11:50 pm
@tracto: you are evil
I like it! 
damn it! 
@ andreea: esti o norocoasa, pt ca milionul tau e in pounds. Io nu castig decat in dolari de la Swiss lotery
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 11:52 pm
iti fac fwd, vrei?
noiembrie 28, 2007 at 11:55 pm
da, da …pliiiiiz … si iti dau si io de la mine daca vrei … ca sa nu zici ca-s fata rea
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 12:05 am
chiar, facem un tirg de spamuri?
Nu vreti sa stiti ca de la titlul pus de tracto acestui post ne-au pescuit vreo 6 spamuri cu acelasi titlu, care toate incepeau cu “here is some interesting blog I read”… si ne citau in corpul mesajului. Hait.
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 12:14 am
http://andreanum.wordpress.com/files/2007/11/loteria.jpg ia uite, am crescut, acum am cistigat 1.500.000 pounds
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 2:05 am
Genial! Jos palaria. Respectele mele, domnu’ tractoristu’. Sadismul subtil al formularilor elegante ce mascheaza stralucitorul nume aglutinat al reverendului.
(Nu faceam misto. Sa-mi scrie si mie nigerianul daca faceam misto. Ah! Mie de ce nu-mi scrie nigerianul? Ce? Io-s mai prejos? Ca nu primesc decat spam de la Ci**is si Vi**ra, damn it! De ceeeee?:(((((( )
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 3:33 am
Bine c-aţi luat voi toate loteriile şi moştenirile din Africa şi mie mi-au rămas poponarii :)))
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 9:33 am
dane: se mai uita spamu asta si la om :)))))))))))))
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 10:57 am
Să le răspund si eu? Să ii tratez cu spatele? Să mă dau la fund? Guess not!
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 12:04 pm
nu te da la fund ca se interpreteaza si te nimeresc astia cu “you want a bigger ass hole, buy yourself male instruments and sensational fists”. Nu te risca
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 1:30 pm
bre, imi rezerv dreptu sa folosesc raspunsu tau la fiecare spam d’asta, daca fac vr’un ban e fifty fifty, klaar?
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 1:33 pm
altu fara streasina pe acoperis
noiembrie 29, 2007 at 1:37 pm
orisicind, songule.
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