3 thoughts on “I am sofa king

  1. Nu ma pot abtine:

    “O pushtoaica intra la frizerie cu tac’su.
    Sta linga scaunul frizerului, mancand o gogosica, in timp ce tac’su se tunde.
    Frizerul zambeste la ea si ii spune cu amabilitate:

    -Draguta, o sa ai par pe gogosica.
    -Stiu, raspunde ea. O sa-mi creasca si tzatze!”

    =))

  2. Nu are legatura cu nimic, dar mi-am adus aminte:

    O banana si un vibrator pe noptiera unei tipe.
    Banana (soptind) : Auzi, pentru tine e prima data?
    Vibratorul: Noah.
    Banana (izbucnind): Si atunci ce dreaq tremuri asa…ca ma sperii si pe mine..

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