Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

1. Schizophrenia — Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder – We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia – I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic – Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me

5. Manic – Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and….

6. Paranoid – Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder – Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder – You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, and I Don’t Know Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder – Silent Night, Holy Oooh! look at the froggy, can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder – Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells…