paddy has a broken leg

(primita azi pe email de la un bun prieten irlandez de-al lui tracto, impreuna cu care, intr-o frumoasa zi de joi noaptea a anului 2000, la ultimul etaj al hotelului ramada din doha – singurul loc unde se gaseau pe atunci bauturi alcoolice in qatar, am invatat trei indieni si-o filipineza cum se bea bere guiness amestecata cu single malt de 12 ani)

Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.

Mick says: “How you doin?”

Paddy says: “Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed.

He says: “Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of you.”

They say: “Get away with ya…. prove it.”

Mick shouts downstairs: “Paddy, both of ’em?”

Paddy shouts back: “Of course both of ’em, what’s the point of fuckin’ one?”