2015 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2015 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 240,000 times in 2015. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 10 days for that many people to see it.

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Barishnikov – Enemy at the gate

Clasa a 8-a. Profesorul de atelier era tare mindru de noua poarta din fier forjat pe care noi, cei din clasa sa preferata, o terminasem si o instalasem la intrarea in curtea scolii. Lucrasem la ea trei saptamini; masurat, taiat si indoit bare de otel, sudat, vopsit, tot tacimul. Pauza mare. Tipete, alergaturi, drame, copilarii. Un zdrahon din clasa a 7-a se urca pe poarta si alti doi o imping inainte-inapoi, ca pe o pendula. Vizibil, poarta se lasa sub greutatea zdrahonului, ajungind sa atinga pamintul. Profesorul de atelier, nervos, il cheama pe neispravit la ordine:

– Ba, tu stii cit am muncit noi la poarta aia?

(mucles)

– Ia sa-l chemi pe tac’tu s-o repare! Ce e tac’tu?

– Balerin!

Deci da!

 

The Irishman And The Mormon

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust: “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said: “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice!!!”